Archive for November, 2009
#28
by Triggs on Nov.16, 2009, under Humor, TMRS
“Man, I don’t wanna’ walk all the way to (girl’s name)’s house.”
“Are you a man?”
“Yeah..”
“Tell her if she’s not coming over here, then she isn’t cumming at all.” -MT
#27
by Triggs on Nov.13, 2009, under Humor, TMRS
“I like all kinds of beans. Kidney beans. Lima beans. Lesbians.” -MT
#26
by Triggs on Nov.13, 2009, under Humor, TMRS
Pick up line for Asian women:
“Hey! I don’t normally like Chinese food, but you look pretty good.” – JC
#25
by Triggs on Nov.07, 2009, under Humor, TMRS
-”When’s Thanksgiving, again?”
-”When are you leaving?”
-”5:30.”
-”It’s then.” -JC
#24
by Triggs on Nov.02, 2009, under Humor, TMRS
*Spills tea on floor. Gets all over everything.*
“Tea, listen to reason!” -JC
#23
by Triggs on Nov.02, 2009, under Humor, TMRS
-”Hey. Remember that time I called that girl a slut and her boyfriend wanted to kick my ass?”
-”No.”
-”Yeah. That’s right now…” -RH
