Things My Roommate Says

Archive for December, 2009

#32

by Mo Money on Dec.31, 2009, under TMRS

“Everyone thinks I’m a whore”

“Yes, but your true friends KNOW your a whore” – RH

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#31

by Mo Money on Dec.31, 2009, under TMRS

“Ryan, there are four naked people in you hot tub and I’m sorry” – AD

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#30

by Triggs on Dec.11, 2009, under Humor, TMRS

*Picks up dull machete*

-”Man, you couldn’t cut the broad side of a barn with this thing.”

-”…Why would you want to?”

-”Hmm…” -JC

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#29

by Triggs on Dec.06, 2009, under Humor, TMRS

“He looked me dead in the eye and shit on my dreams…” -JC

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