Things My Roommate Says

Archive for January, 2010

#35

by Mo Money on Jan.04, 2010, under TMRS

“The best part about button flies is that they don’t make a sound when you take your parts off, which is good for when you’re about to rape someone” -RH

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#34

by Mo Money on Jan.04, 2010, under TMRS

“Look at that vagina, it looks like a bobsled” -RH

“…what does that even mean?” -JM

“What are there five Jamaicans shoved up there” -AD

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#33

by Mo Money on Jan.04, 2010, under TMRS

“If at first you don’t succeed, sleep with a girl that looks just like her” -TG

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