Things My Roommate Says

Archive for January, 2011

#68

by AJ on Jan.31, 2011, under TMRS

*Looks at pan on the counter

AD- “Joellen why do you always leave the pan out after you’re done using it?”
JM- “Well I use it everyday so I just leave it out for convenience.”
AD- “That’s like me saying since I take a shower everyday I might as well just leave the water running.”

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#67

by AJ on Jan.31, 2011, under TMRS

AD- “Michele doesn’t sleep, she just lays in wait until it’s time to eat again”

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#66

by AJ on Jan.31, 2011, under TMRS

RH- “Come pick me up, it’s too cold to do the walk of shame….”

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#65

by AJ on Jan.04, 2011, under TMRS

JE- Go ahead, I don’t care if you sleep with all those whores
JM- Well I am sleeping with you tonight

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#64

by AJ on Jan.04, 2011, under TMRS

*Eating JellyBellies
RH- Give me the butter popcorn
JK- You don’t get it because you didn’t give me half the DP
RH- I think I’ve been giving you half the DP for the last year…

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