Things My Roommate Says

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#77

by AJ on Jul.17, 2011, under TMRS

AD- “You going to bed?”
RH- “No I’m just going to stare at the ceiling and contemplate my life decisions”
AD- “Yea I do that sometimes, and by contemplate I mean regret…”

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#76

by AJ on Jul.04, 2011, under Humor

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#75

by AJ on Jul.02, 2011, under TMRS

RH-”Sony and over-achieving Asians; those are my two favorite stereo-types.”

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#74

by AJ on Mar.27, 2011, under TMRS

RC- “Do you even know how many people were on top of me in that crowd??”
RH- “I dunno, was it more than usual on a Saturday night?”

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#73

by AJ on Mar.27, 2011, under TMRS

RH- ” I need some condoms”
AD- “Ok”
RH- “Yea I bought a 2 pack in high school and just finished them off”
AD- “…..”

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#72

by AJ on Mar.27, 2011, under TMRS

*Loud thump

RH- “What is she doing? Throwing up bricks?”
AD- “Speaking of throwing up bricks, VCU made it to the tournament?”

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#71

by AJ on Mar.27, 2011, under TMRS

RH-”Shit, what are they doing up there?”
AD- “I dunno, things girls do.”
RH- “What is that? Scissoring?”

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#68

by AJ on Jan.31, 2011, under TMRS

*Looks at pan on the counter

AD- “Joellen why do you always leave the pan out after you’re done using it?”
JM- “Well I use it everyday so I just leave it out for convenience.”
AD- “That’s like me saying since I take a shower everyday I might as well just leave the water running.”

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#67

by AJ on Jan.31, 2011, under TMRS

AD- “Michele doesn’t sleep, she just lays in wait until it’s time to eat again”

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#66

by AJ on Jan.31, 2011, under TMRS

RH- “Come pick me up, it’s too cold to do the walk of shame….”

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