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#65
by AJ on Jan.04, 2011, under TMRS
JE- Go ahead, I don’t care if you sleep with all those whores
JM- Well I am sleeping with you tonight
#64
by AJ on Jan.04, 2011, under TMRS
*Eating JellyBellies
RH- Give me the butter popcorn
JK- You don’t get it because you didn’t give me half the DP
RH- I think I’ve been giving you half the DP for the last year…
#57
by AJ on Sep.04, 2010, under Humor, TMRS
*After getting into a nest of ghost crabs at the beach
“Jesus, I’ve got more crabs in my shorts than Joellen after a 3 day weekend”-AD
#51
by AJ on May.26, 2010, under TMRS
JE- So my mom made me take a pregnancy test the other day; turns out I’m just getting fat…
#48
by AJ on Apr.20, 2010, under TMRS
JE- *Pinches Jarrod* Does that hurt?
J- Yes. Does it hurt when you go to bed alone every night?
#47
by AJ on Apr.20, 2010, under TMRS
*Looking at Ryan’s extremely dented truck
A- Jesus Ryan what did you hit?
R- I hit rock bottom AJ, rock bottom….
#46
by AJ on Apr.20, 2010, under TMRS
*examining gunk in the corner of the dog’s eye
J- Ewwww the dog has eye boogers!
R- Eye boogers? They’re called sleepers cause they’re always in your eyes when you wake up.
J- No, they look like boogers and they’re in your eyes, therefore they are “eye boogers”
R- That’s stupid. That would be like me calling shit “ass urine”
#42
by AJ on Feb.13, 2010, under TMRS
“You playing this game is like a retard trying to parallel park” -RH
#41
by AJ on Feb.13, 2010, under TMRS
*playing video games*
“Ahhhh, it’s like a conga line of death”- RH
