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#57
by AJ on Sep.04, 2010, under Humor, TMRS
*After getting into a nest of ghost crabs at the beach
“Jesus, I’ve got more crabs in my shorts than Joellen after a 3 day weekend”-AD
#51
by AJ on May.26, 2010, under TMRS
JE- So my mom made me take a pregnancy test the other day; turns out I’m just getting fat…
#48
by AJ on Apr.20, 2010, under TMRS
JE- *Pinches Jarrod* Does that hurt?
J- Yes. Does it hurt when you go to bed alone every night?
#47
by AJ on Apr.20, 2010, under TMRS
*Looking at Ryan’s extremely dented truck
A- Jesus Ryan what did you hit?
R- I hit rock bottom AJ, rock bottom….
#46
by AJ on Apr.20, 2010, under TMRS
*examining gunk in the corner of the dog’s eye
J- Ewwww the dog has eye boogers!
R- Eye boogers? They’re called sleepers cause they’re always in your eyes when you wake up.
J- No, they look like boogers and they’re in your eyes, therefore they are “eye boogers”
R- That’s stupid. That would be like me calling shit “ass urine”
#42
by AJ on Feb.13, 2010, under TMRS
“You playing this game is like a retard trying to parallel park” -RH
#41
by AJ on Feb.13, 2010, under TMRS
*playing video games*
“Ahhhh, it’s like a conga line of death”- RH
#40
by AJ on Feb.13, 2010, under TMRS
*playing video games*
“Just throw yourself at him”
“That’s what Joellen does….”-AD
#11
by AJ on Oct.07, 2009, under TMRS
On Guitar Hero-
“Screw this, I’m gonna go play real guitar and be my own hero…” -JC
