Things My Roommate Says » AJ

#65

AJ — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 06:48:10 +0000

JE- Go ahead, I don’t care if you sleep with all those whores
JM- Well I am sleeping with you tonight

#64

AJ — Wed, 05 Jan 2011 06:44:23 +0000

*Eating JellyBellies
RH- Give me the butter popcorn
JK- You don’t get it because you didn’t give me half the DP
RH- I think I’ve been giving you half the DP for the last year…

#57

AJ — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 22:02:37 +0000

*After getting into a nest of ghost crabs at the beach
“Jesus, I’ve got more crabs in my shorts than Joellen after a 3 day weekend”-AD

#51

AJ — Thu, 27 May 2010 02:52:19 +0000

JE- So my mom made me take a pregnancy test the other day; turns out I’m just getting fat…

#48

AJ — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 22:56:36 +0000

JE- *Pinches Jarrod* Does that hurt?
J- Yes. Does it hurt when you go to bed alone every night?

#47

AJ — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 22:54:54 +0000

*Looking at Ryan’s extremely dented truck
A- Jesus Ryan what did you hit?
R- I hit rock bottom AJ, rock bottom….

#46

AJ — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 22:49:04 +0000

*examining gunk in the corner of the dog’s eye
J- Ewwww the dog has eye boogers!
R- Eye boogers? They’re called sleepers cause they’re always in your eyes when you wake up.
J- No, they look like boogers and they’re in your eyes, therefore they are “eye boogers”
R- That’s stupid. That would be like me calling shit “ass urine”

Ryan Tries Playing the Impossible Game

AJ — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 23:20:34 +0000

#42

AJ — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 23:19:24 +0000

“You playing this game is like a retard trying to parallel park” -RH

#41

AJ — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 23:16:53 +0000

*playing video games*
“Ahhhh, it’s like a conga line of death”- RH