Things My Roommate Says

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#40

by AJ on Feb.13, 2010, under TMRS

*playing video games*
“Just throw yourself at him”
“That’s what Joellen does….”-AD

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#11

by AJ on Oct.07, 2009, under TMRS

On Guitar Hero-
“Screw this, I’m gonna go play real guitar and be my own hero…” -JC

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#10

by AJ on Oct.05, 2009, under TMRS

“I found out the worst thing you can possibly do when you’re bored….stumble porn. If you bored you just can’t stop, and once you watch things, you can’t unwatch them……” -RH

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#8

by AJ on Oct.01, 2009, under TMRS

“You smell like whore and shame.” -RH

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#7

by AJ on Sep.30, 2009, under TMRS

“It’s called creamy… If peanut butter was suppose to beĀ  smooth, it would be wearing glasses…” -JC

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#5

by AJ on Sep.28, 2009, under TMRS

“You’re a not a butter-face, you’re a butterhere”

“What’s that?”

“I would like you, but you’re here” – RH

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Morning After

by AJ on Sep.28, 2009, under Vids

I’ve got a lot of questions from last night and I don’t want none of them answered…….

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#2

by AJ on Sep.28, 2009, under TMRS

“The only person I’m sleeping with tonight is Jesus.” -RH

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