Things My Roommate Says

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#70

by Homewrecker on Mar.19, 2011, under TMRS

JC: i’m going through the danville craigslist and trying to decide if the person selling the car is black or not

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#69 :)

by Homewrecker on Mar.05, 2011, under TMRS

Random Bitch: Henry The VIII was an asshole
MT: Henry The VIII was the Original OG….OOG if you will. Every time a bitch gets out of line, off with her head…aka the way things should be

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#62

by Homewrecker on Sep.22, 2010, under TMRS

CT: “No comrade, I choose death. Tell…Joellen…her…titiies…were….just…ok. For 616!!!”

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#61

by Homewrecker on Sep.07, 2010, under TMRS

*In the ocean*
AD – “Wait I thought everyone was getting naked”
MT – “…..No we ran right into the water. You kind of just stopped along the way”
AD – “….shit”

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#60

by Homewrecker on Sep.06, 2010, under TMRS

*Drunk watching infomercials*
JC – “So is this bitch gonna take her top off or what”
MT – “Nigga its cable”

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#59

by Homewrecker on Sep.04, 2010, under TMRS

DD- “What time are we leaving”
JC- “Black O’clock”
DD- I told JT we were leaving at black O’clock and he just looked at me funny”

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#58

by Homewrecker on Sep.04, 2010, under TMRS


JC- “Times are hard, you should be too.”

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