Things My Roommate Says

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#21

by Mo Money on Oct.21, 2009, under TMRS

“You sure do spend a lot of time in bed to not be a slut.” RH

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#20

by Mo Money on Oct.21, 2009, under TMRS

“What are you going to do tonight.”

“Try to have sex with Jessi, fail miserably, then cry myself to sleep.  The usual.” RH

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#19

by Mo Money on Oct.21, 2009, under TMRS

“Did you wake up just to bitch.” RH

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#18

by Mo Money on Oct.21, 2009, under TMRS

“Have you ever sucked your own titty?”

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#17

by Mo Money on Oct.21, 2009, under TMRS

J- If you don’t stop, I’m going to grab your dick and jerk it off
R- ……is that supposed to be a threat?

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#16

by Mo Money on Oct.21, 2009, under TMRS

“The sheets are too big.”

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#15

by Mo Money on Oct.21, 2009, under TMRS

“I don’t give you good advice so you’ll take it, I do it so you can say I was right” RH

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#14

by Mo Money on Oct.21, 2009, under TMRS

“Damn woman, put a bra on!”

“I’m wearing one.”

“…well lose some weight.” RH

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#6

by Mo Money on Sep.30, 2009, under TMRS

“35 nigga’s robbed a bank, 36 nigga’s went to jail.”

The motto of the RVA police department…..

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#4

by Mo Money on Sep.28, 2009, under TMRS

“It smells like period in here”

“Whats period smell like?”

“Broken promises and deceit.” – RH

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