Things My Roommate Says » Triggs

#63

Triggs — Sun, 07 Nov 2010 03:14:51 +0000

JC- What if all the cords in the room turned into snakes right now? We’d be fucked…

K- …Is he always this stupid?

SR- Yep…

Triggs — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 18:43:15 +0000

MT – I got a macbook pro.

JC – Oh. Why? You get tired of playing games and being able to open .exe files?

Triggs — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 18:40:37 +0000

MT – … and women have the born desire to be attractive, noticed, and over all desired, so-

JC – Yeah, and, I mean, why have an awesome rack if you aren’t gonna’ use it?

Triggs — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 06:01:58 +0000

“You spend more time on the ground than a dead hooker.” – AD

Triggs — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 06:00:03 +0000

“You can’t kid a kidder, but you can rape a rapist.” – JC

Triggs — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 22:28:46 +0000

*Relaxing…*

J – “Mmm… I feel like I just ate bacon.”

SR – “…”

J – “It’s a good feeling.”

Triggs — Mon, 24 May 2010 22:14:06 +0000

*Holding up shirt*

JC- Wow. You sew awesome!

SR- But you’re not…

Triggs — Tue, 11 May 2010 00:13:17 +0000

I keep getting e-mails about breast implants. “Do you want larger breast?” I mean, yeah, I want them around me, not on me. Wait… Yes. Yes, I do. -JC

Triggs — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 15:19:03 +0000

*Text message*

-”Where are you?”

-”I got bored and left, like most of the men in your life, I’m sure.” -JC

Triggs — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 01:40:32 +0000

*Shoveled snow off of driveway for 2 hours and went to friend’s house*

-”Yeah, you can shovel my driveway now.”

-”Tch. You can’t shovel dirt.”

-(Blank Stare)

-”I mean, you can’t shovel gravel.”

-(Blank Stare)

-”I mean, shut up!” – JC