Humor
#45
by Triggs on Mar.29, 2010, under Humor, TMRS
*Text message*
-”Where are you?”
-”I got bored and left, like most of the men in your life, I’m sure.” -JC
#44
by Triggs on Mar.24, 2010, under Humor, TMRS
*Shoveled snow off of driveway for 2 hours and went to friend’s house*
-”Yeah, you can shovel my driveway now.”
-”Tch. You can’t shovel dirt.”
-(Blank Stare)
-”I mean, you can’t shovel gravel.”
-(Blank Stare)
-”I mean, shut up!” – JC
#43
by Triggs on Mar.15, 2010, under Humor, TMRS
*Playing Left 4 Dead — Tank hits Survivor with a car*
“Man, that was a car-ismatic entrance.” – JC
“Looks like he died from car-diac arrest.” – RH
#30
by Triggs on Dec.11, 2009, under Humor, TMRS
*Picks up dull machete*
-”Man, you couldn’t cut the broad side of a barn with this thing.”
-”…Why would you want to?”
-”Hmm…” -JC
#29
by Triggs on Dec.06, 2009, under Humor, TMRS
“He looked me dead in the eye and shit on my dreams…” -JC
#28
by Triggs on Nov.16, 2009, under Humor, TMRS
“Man, I don’t wanna’ walk all the way to (girl’s name)’s house.”
“Are you a man?”
“Yeah..”
“Tell her if she’s not coming over here, then she isn’t cumming at all.” -MT
#27
by Triggs on Nov.13, 2009, under Humor, TMRS
“I like all kinds of beans. Kidney beans. Lima beans. Lesbians.” -MT
#26
by Triggs on Nov.13, 2009, under Humor, TMRS
Pick up line for Asian women:
“Hey! I don’t normally like Chinese food, but you look pretty good.” – JC
#25
by Triggs on Nov.07, 2009, under Humor, TMRS
-”When’s Thanksgiving, again?”
-”When are you leaving?”
-”5:30.”
-”It’s then.” -JC
#24
by Triggs on Nov.02, 2009, under Humor, TMRS
*Spills tea on floor. Gets all over everything.*
“Tea, listen to reason!” -JC
