Things My Roommate Says

TMRS

#59

by Homewrecker on Sep.04, 2010, under TMRS

DD- “What time are we leaving”
JC- “Black O’clock”
DD- I told JT we were leaving at black O’clock and he just looked at me funny”

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#58

by Homewrecker on Sep.04, 2010, under TMRS


JC- “Times are hard, you should be too.”

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#57

by AJ on Sep.04, 2010, under Humor, TMRS

*After getting into a nest of ghost crabs at the beach
“Jesus, I’ve got more crabs in my shorts than Joellen after a 3 day weekend”-AD

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#56

by Triggs on Jul.25, 2010, under Humor, TMRS

MT – I got a macbook pro.

JC – Oh. Why? You get tired of playing games and being able to open .exe files?

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#55

by Triggs on Jul.25, 2010, under Humor, TMRS

MT – … and women have the born desire to be attractive, noticed, and over all desired, so-

JC – Yeah, and, I mean, why have an awesome rack if you aren’t gonna’ use it?

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#54

by Triggs on Jun.23, 2010, under Humor, TMRS

“You spend more time on the ground than a dead hooker.” – AD

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#53

by Triggs on Jun.23, 2010, under Humor, TMRS

“You can’t kid a kidder, but you can rape a rapist.” – JC

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#52

by Triggs on Jun.01, 2010, under Humor, TMRS

*Relaxing…*

J – “Mmm… I feel like I just ate bacon.”

SR – “…”

J – “It’s a good feeling.”

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#51

by AJ on May.26, 2010, under TMRS

JE- So my mom made me take a pregnancy test the other day; turns out I’m just getting fat…

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#50

by Triggs on May.24, 2010, under Humor, TMRS

*Holding up shirt*

JC- Wow. You sew awesome!

SR- But you’re not…

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