Things My Roommate Says » TMRS

#77

AJ — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 05:21:53 +0000

AD- “You going to bed?”
RH- “No I’m just going to stare at the ceiling and contemplate my life decisions”
AD- “Yea I do that sometimes, and by contemplate I mean regret…”

#75

AJ — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 14:36:30 +0000

RH-”Sony and over-achieving Asians; those are my two favorite stereo-types.”

#74

AJ — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 05:51:27 +0000

RC- “Do you even know how many people were on top of me in that crowd??”
RH- “I dunno, was it more than usual on a Saturday night?”

#73

AJ — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 05:50:30 +0000

RH- ” I need some condoms”
AD- “Ok”
RH- “Yea I bought a 2 pack in high school and just finished them off”
AD- “…..”

#72

AJ — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 05:49:29 +0000

*Loud thump

RH- “What is she doing? Throwing up bricks?”
AD- “Speaking of throwing up bricks, VCU made it to the tournament?”

#71

AJ — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 05:48:15 +0000

RH-”Shit, what are they doing up there?”
AD- “I dunno, things girls do.”
RH- “What is that? Scissoring?”

#70

Homewrecker — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 20:09:26 +0000

JC: i’m going through the danville craigslist and trying to decide if the person selling the car is black or not

#69 :)

Homewrecker — Sat, 05 Mar 2011 14:56:47 +0000

Random Bitch: Henry The VIII was an asshole
MT: Henry The VIII was the Original OG….OOG if you will. Every time a bitch gets out of line, off with her head…aka the way things should be

#68

AJ — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 08:04:17 +0000

*Looks at pan on the counter

AD- “Joellen why do you always leave the pan out after you’re done using it?”
JM- “Well I use it everyday so I just leave it out for convenience.”
AD- “That’s like me saying since I take a shower everyday I might as well just leave the water running.”

#67

AJ — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 07:54:51 +0000

AD- “Michele doesn’t sleep, she just lays in wait until it’s time to eat again”