Things My Roommate Says

TMRS

#66

by AJ on Jan.31, 2011, under TMRS

RH- “Come pick me up, it’s too cold to do the walk of shame….”

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#65

by AJ on Jan.04, 2011, under TMRS

JE- Go ahead, I don’t care if you sleep with all those whores
JM- Well I am sleeping with you tonight

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#64

by AJ on Jan.04, 2011, under TMRS

*Eating JellyBellies
RH- Give me the butter popcorn
JK- You don’t get it because you didn’t give me half the DP
RH- I think I’ve been giving you half the DP for the last year…

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#63

by Triggs on Nov.06, 2010, under Humor, TMRS

JC- What if all the cords in the room turned into snakes right now? We’d be fucked…

K- …Is he always this stupid?

SR- Yep…

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#62

by Homewrecker on Sep.22, 2010, under TMRS

CT: “No comrade, I choose death. Tell…Joellen…her…titiies…were….just…ok. For 616!!!”

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#61

by Homewrecker on Sep.07, 2010, under TMRS

*In the ocean*
AD – “Wait I thought everyone was getting naked”
MT – “…..No we ran right into the water. You kind of just stopped along the way”
AD – “….shit”

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#60

by Homewrecker on Sep.06, 2010, under TMRS

*Drunk watching infomercials*
JC – “So is this bitch gonna take her top off or what”
MT – “Nigga its cable”

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#59

by Homewrecker on Sep.04, 2010, under TMRS

DD- “What time are we leaving”
JC- “Black O’clock”
DD- I told JT we were leaving at black O’clock and he just looked at me funny”

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#58

by Homewrecker on Sep.04, 2010, under TMRS


JC- “Times are hard, you should be too.”

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#57

by AJ on Sep.04, 2010, under Humor, TMRS

*After getting into a nest of ghost crabs at the beach
“Jesus, I’ve got more crabs in my shorts than Joellen after a 3 day weekend”-AD

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