Things My Roommate Says

#59

Homewrecker — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 23:18:50 +0000

DD- “What time are we leaving”
JC- “Black O’clock”
DD- I told JT we were leaving at black O’clock and he just looked at me funny”

Homewrecker — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 22:07:28 +0000

JC- “Times are hard, you should be too.”

AJ — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 22:02:37 +0000

*After getting into a nest of ghost crabs at the beach
“Jesus, I’ve got more crabs in my shorts than Joellen after a 3 day weekend”-AD

Triggs — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 18:43:15 +0000

MT – I got a macbook pro.

JC – Oh. Why? You get tired of playing games and being able to open .exe files?

Triggs — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 18:40:37 +0000

MT – … and women have the born desire to be attractive, noticed, and over all desired, so-

JC – Yeah, and, I mean, why have an awesome rack if you aren’t gonna’ use it?

Triggs — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 06:01:58 +0000

“You spend more time on the ground than a dead hooker.” – AD

Triggs — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 06:00:03 +0000

“You can’t kid a kidder, but you can rape a rapist.” – JC

Triggs — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 22:28:46 +0000

*Relaxing…*

J – “Mmm… I feel like I just ate bacon.”

SR – “…”

J – “It’s a good feeling.”

AJ — Thu, 27 May 2010 02:52:19 +0000

JE- So my mom made me take a pregnancy test the other day; turns out I’m just getting fat…

Triggs — Mon, 24 May 2010 22:14:06 +0000

*Holding up shirt*

JC- Wow. You sew awesome!

SR- But you’re not…