Tag: Humor
#63
by Triggs on Nov.06, 2010, under Humor, TMRS
JC- What if all the cords in the room turned into snakes right now? We’d be fucked…
K- …Is he always this stupid?
SR- Yep…
#56
by Triggs on Jul.25, 2010, under Humor, TMRS
MT – I got a macbook pro.
JC – Oh. Why? You get tired of playing games and being able to open .exe files?
#55
by Triggs on Jul.25, 2010, under Humor, TMRS
MT – … and women have the born desire to be attractive, noticed, and over all desired, so-
JC – Yeah, and, I mean, why have an awesome rack if you aren’t gonna’ use it?
#54
by Triggs on Jun.23, 2010, under Humor, TMRS
“You spend more time on the ground than a dead hooker.” – AD
#53
by Triggs on Jun.23, 2010, under Humor, TMRS
“You can’t kid a kidder, but you can rape a rapist.” – JC
#52
by Triggs on Jun.01, 2010, under Humor, TMRS
*Relaxing…*
J – “Mmm… I feel like I just ate bacon.”
SR – “…”
J – “It’s a good feeling.”
#50
by Triggs on May.24, 2010, under Humor, TMRS
*Holding up shirt*
JC- Wow. You sew awesome!
SR- But you’re not…
#49
by Triggs on May.10, 2010, under Humor, TMRS
I keep getting e-mails about breast implants. “Do you want larger breast?” I mean, yeah, I want them around me, not on me. Wait… Yes. Yes, I do. -JC
#45
by Triggs on Mar.29, 2010, under Humor, TMRS
*Text message*
-”Where are you?”
-”I got bored and left, like most of the men in your life, I’m sure.” -JC
#44
by Triggs on Mar.24, 2010, under Humor, TMRS
*Shoveled snow off of driveway for 2 hours and went to friend’s house*
-”Yeah, you can shovel my driveway now.”
-”Tch. You can’t shovel dirt.”
-(Blank Stare)
-”I mean, you can’t shovel gravel.”
-(Blank Stare)
-”I mean, shut up!” – JC
