Things My Roommate Says

Tag: TMRS

#43

by Triggs on Mar.15, 2010, under Humor, TMRS

*Playing Left 4 Dead — Tank hits Survivor with a car*

“Man, that was a car-ismatic entrance.” – JC

“Looks like he died from car-diac arrest.” – RH

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#30

by Triggs on Dec.11, 2009, under Humor, TMRS

*Picks up dull machete*

-”Man, you couldn’t cut the broad side of a barn with this thing.”

-”…Why would you want to?”

-”Hmm…” -JC

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#29

by Triggs on Dec.06, 2009, under Humor, TMRS

“He looked me dead in the eye and shit on my dreams…” -JC

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#13

by Triggs on Oct.16, 2009, under TMRS

“You can’t Indian-give a blowjob…” – JC

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#12

by Triggs on Oct.12, 2009, under TMRS

“If you take a shower, and then you’ve had a shower, when do you lose that shower?” – RH

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#9

by Triggs on Oct.02, 2009, under TMRS

“I don’t give a damn! Call *** and I’ll tell ‘im what his girlfriend’s lips taste like.” – JC

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